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Archive for December 2006

Religion Does More Harm Than Good

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

My Dear Bunglehorn, Here is a little ditty to boost your Christmas spirits. I know, I know, this is a Guardian Poll, not the most trustworthy data, I’m sure. Their leftist readers bring just the right amount of noise to skew results in our favor. We did a good job getting the story out too. […]

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The Root of All Good Is Love

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Greetings Bunglehorn, I’m sure by now you are aware of the recent Guttmacher study that found 95% of Americans have premarital sex. How convenient. The results support their general opposition to abstinence-based sexual education programs. CNN ran the story off the AP wire as a “Reality Check,” a code phrase lifted directly from the Guttmacher […]

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Gay Nativity?

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

My Dear Bunglehorn, What is it with your colleagues? Some of them are so gung ho over wreaking havoc, they plainly expose themselves. That’s a big no no. If there is anything you learn from me, I hope it is that we’re most affective when we practice nuance and subtly. Of what am I speaking? […]

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Being a Celebrity Is Better Than God

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Bunglehorn, I thought you might get a kick out of this persistent trend. Once again, Britain’s children list The Enemy as their 10th favorite thing. As usual, their favorite things are being rich, looks and being a celebrity are their top three desires. The one unfortunate aspect is these children appear to desire the wretched […]

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Oops, a Small Compromise…

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

My Dear Bunglehorn, Just a quick heads up, we’ve had a couple setbacks in our Ukraine division. Apparently a couple lieutenants allowed their patients to cast a sweeping light on cases of infanticide in one of our stem cell harvesting programs. Of course, the Enemy’s “Holy See”, guided by the Enemy Himself, has gathered intelligence […]

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