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Being a Celebrity Is Better Than God

By Prof. Ernest Thornberry
December 18th, 2006

Bunglehorn,

I thought you might get a kick out of this persistent trend. Once again, Britain’s children list The Enemy as their 10th favorite thing. As usual, their favorite things are being rich, looks and being a celebrity are their top three desires.

The one unfortunate aspect is these children appear to desire the wretched virtues espoused by the enemy. Among the “very worst things in the world” they list killing, wars, drunks, bullies, illness, smoking, stealing, divorce, being fat and dying. No worries, we can still prevail as long as we keep their minds preoccupied with worldly affairs.

Best,
Wigglebrick

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